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Originally Posted by K0HTA View Post
I'm sure if you make a sacrificial offering to Nicholas then he would be more than willing to teach you how to read. Hell if you give him a good offering he might even teach you how to lurk in the shadows and stalk young innocent pray just like he does every afternoon at the local preschools.

Those are Elementary Schools thank you very much.

Sacrifices to me are usually pretty pricey, and you'll have to check my website for rates etc. etc. but I could probably take you under my wing.