Primary weapon: a box cupcake rigges to explode when bitten
Secondary weapon: um idk a gun i guess
Warsong: Wow Wow Wubbzy theme song Duh
War Shout: *Cough* (shit i wasted it by coughing
Transport: pfffft my super duper mega awesome mini motor bike
Helper: Dr. Pepper (ya thats right the ACTUAL guy)
Pet: a 200 ft/ ice breathing dragon
Fortress: a run-down TOYS-R-US
Strategy: pfffft play with toys till zombies come and them givem dah cupcake
Last Resource: idk the gun i guess
Last words: *Sneeze* (fuck i wasted it again!)