Actually a haiku but whatever.
"Mall Santa"
Lustful Santa Claus
had a massive boner when
I sat on his lap.
"Ouch!", was what he screamed,
when I deflated his dick.
That was when he cried.
The elves turned around
with a big pump in their arms.
Santa was reborn.
Then, he winked at me.
And pinned me to the cold ground
Jingle all the way!
*If this is too raunchy for the ToriHolidays, please feel free to delete my post.