Originally Posted by docdraco2

Alright. You want a poem? You can have it...

Poem

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Christmas day is coming up
All the little ones in cheer
While they drink hot chocolate cups
I have a wish, that may make you leer

All I want for Christmas is to be in Esports
Esports, I'll enter with great force
I sit, so lonely in a wooden fort
I try to run, but my plan's a-thwart

Now I'm placed under house-arrest
With nothing but a poem
My Christmas wish is to be the best
Skeeter of the millenium

All I want for Christmas is to be in Esports
To sponsor Mountain Dew and Doritos
From skilled, I may be a bit form short
But, I'm a horny nerd with no pantyhose

This poem was such a pain in the butt
But I wish you all a Merry Christmas
Or Hanukkah
Or happy Kwanzaa!