I'm surprised you didn't break google or get a few porn sites with the word dick in your search terms.

Actually I just remembered a epic pancake meal I had made for me once. I went over to my neighbor's house to deliver her some food we had made recently. She is an old lady in like her late 70's, when I gave her the stuff like I usually do I went to make my escape, but she trapped me.... I was then forced to the table where she made me pancakes then home made raspberry jam for them. It was pretty fucking good in all honestly, though being held hostage by an old lady to be force fead breakfast was a.... new thing... I guess.... meh.