Originally Posted by hidingwarior

lol i didnt actually read any of the articles other than the first one.

And I was just playing devil's advocate a bit, I'm not saying dolphins are horrible, malicious creatures by any stretch. They're just very sex-driven creatures, and they don't realize that their ridiculous ejaculatory force can do so much damage to a human internally it could kill them, nor do they realize that the human doesn't want it and they would probably drown in the process :P


EDIT: okay read the second one, funny as hell. but no not serious lol