Ooo, this could be cool. Green seems like an unusual choice of colour for chainmail, though. :v

Hue, only if you pronounce it wrongly. Nothing sounds cool with proper danish pronunciation, and it only gets more comical if you factor in all the dialects, which vary astoundingly much for such a small country. :U

fuck no i hate babies

also refer to the Three Criteria(tm) and notice that being of legal age is important