Originally Posted by Oxide

you guys are all dumb as shit. i can get all your powers in just 3 wishes.

i would choose my power to get a genie, who will grant me 3 wishes, with the usual rules of no wish for more wishes/genies/some stupid trick. this power effectively makes me god.

here would be my 3 wishes:
1.I wish I can do anything considered impossible for humans to do.
2.I wish I can do anything considered possible for humans to do.
3. I wish that no other being, deity or entity, living and/or non living, can edit unto, or modify, or remove my wishes.

there's that. i can effectively do anything and now i am god.