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Originally Posted by Ninjacam View Post
Mom's spaghetti

I went home, hungry, guess what? Dinner what ready.
I get served a big bowl of my Mom's spaghetti.
Noodles too long, cut them with a machete.
Why the fuck you doing that, asks Betty.
Thinking 'bout my answer, I'm getting kinda sweaty.
Drop 10 racks down, because cash is petty.
I'm from the north bitch! Wait, is that a yeti?
No it's not, it was just some confetti.
My little brother says he's full, yet he.
Takes another bite of my mom's spaghetti.
Sitting back listing to black Betty.
Then comes on that wap guy, Fetty.
Then my brother became so upset he.
Murdered my pet, he.
Was so upset he.
Actually killed me pet, g.
I need to pee.
~EH~
MAPLE SYRUP UNITED