(Tori and Uke are in a classroom. Tori is a few feet behind a desk, Uke is in front of the chalkboard)
(Tori is holding a pencil and paper, Uke is holding a yardstick and a piece of chalk)
Uke: So you wanna be a terrorist?
Tori: Yes! I must please Allah!
(Tori walks up to the desk as he says this)
Uke: I like your enthusiasm
Uke: But you have much to learn
(Tori stands at the desk with his pencil on the paper)
Tori: What are we learning today?
Uke: Today we will learn how to slaughter groups of infidels using explosives
(Dropping the yardstick he was holding, Uke walks over to the desk, where a grenade is lying)
Tori: What explosive do we have here?
Uke: A live grenade
Tori: Why not just use a prop grenade (for demonstration)?
(Uke drops the chalk in his hand and picks up the grenade that is on the desk)
Uke: Because prop grenades don't kill filthy infidels
Uke: And that is an insult to Allah
(Uke walks back to the center of the classroom with the grenade)
Tori: That makes sense.
Uke: Of course it does.
Uke: Now where were we?
Tori: Slaughtering infidels
(Uke walks up to the desk that Tori is standing behind and leans on it)
Uke: Ah yes
Uke: Those who give their lives for the jihad will be rewarded in paradise
Tori: Does that mean we have to commit suicide?
Uke: Obviously
Tori: That reward better be damn good
Uke: Well of course it is
Tori: What is it?
Uke: In paradise, martyrs of the jihad are rewarded with 72 virgins
Tori: Umm... female virgins?
Uke: Uh yeah.
Tori: But I'm gay
(awkward silence for a moment)
Uke: WTF!
(Uke flips the table and lunges at Tori)
Tori: Shit shouldn't have said that
Uke: You're a disgrace to Allah!
Uke: ALLAHU AKBAR!
(Both Uke and Tori die in the explosion)