i joined the game in 2011 almost entirely by accident
i was looking for cool ragdoll games to play with my friend joe and we stumbled across this game
i made the account hobomoose after my love for making fun of homeless and for my love of meese
i played like garbage until i met a guy named Muur, who was the first person to ever give me an item
it was like 2am and he said the first person to get a decap gets a head tex
so i played on till like 4am or so and beat the achievement
thats how i discovered the forums, since i had to put on the items he walked me through it all (he was unibash at the time)

that's when i joined [fyre] which got official after a decent time
after that i became real market man and bought tc so i could try to make a profit, ended up blowing it all on flames and then got bored of the game in early 2012

skip to feb 2013, i join and people still remember me (febreeze, rainbowz, 1handclap etc)
make friends with [Ethr]
join [Ethr] and meet lots of cool people on skype like Orko, Numbers, Internet, Soap etc etc
changed my name to Hobo (then to hobo later on)
many moons pass and i decide to leave for another clan (r)ust, with Uncle, soap etc
revived that clan then got super bored of clans
during that time i'm pretty sure i got to know tons of more people and became more internet famous as well as gained a lot of tc
after a while i join [i], then left and joined [TGS] then left and founded the elite clan of (cat) which is now a stolen tag and i'm real pissed
MET THIGGIST AND WE DOMINATED THE ENTIRE FORUMS
WE STILL LIVE ON TODAY
NO STAR WILL OUTLIVE OR OUTSHINE OUR BOND
YOU CANNOT STOP OUR EXISTENCE
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH

oh yeah i also joined [Fish] but he's hated now even tho i love him
now i'm in a cool clan called (hobo)
we're recruiting so apply fast spots are filling up quick
need strong boys for heavy lifting
fear is an enemy