Me and my friend are very intelligent beings.

We decided to sink marshmallow in a hot sauce and eat it.
The sauce was Satan's sweat that is made of Naga jolokia and had 420,000 schoville.

It wasn't a bright idea but after the suffering ended my friend decided to drink a shot of that.

It was fun to look him the next hour how he just died slowly on the floor.
I can't wait when he has to take a shit.