why not a dick as long as my legs

??

oh well

I'd pick the latter because having fingers that long would involve them snapping like twigs multiple times per day, and that would be extremely painful. At least stubby legs wouldn't have that problem, plus i'd have an excuse for sitting on my ass all day. :v

also here have a thing i've been doodling on while on vacation

Scanner is currently absent so you'll have to make due with a potato photo. I call him Sir Boutiz Faiz. :v