Mordecai, dear Mordecai
Without you, I dwell in shadow
The bed sheets cold without your heat,
I miss you with all my heart.

Mordecai, please tell me why
I lie in wait to no avail.
I long to hear your gentle voice
Whisper TSSSSSS! into my ear.

In guru with no sizzle man,
I abandon all my hopes
Without you, my dear Mordecai
My glee is simply mopes.


I wrote that for you. It makes no sense, but it's the thought that counts.