If you are looking for a clan history lesson, IIIDARTIII is the man to see. He can recap the glorious trajectory of WAPOW in its entirety without stopping to take a breath.

His mastery of words and crafty storytelling skills will have you rolling on the floor laughing and at other times crying like a little babe.

Yes, WAPOW has had its share of girl players. And of course we would, look at all the handsome and fine fellows we have had here as bait!

We will never forget the skill and exciting challenges that Sh00 brought to our great clan. She had a strong will and was an excellent fighter. If the Atlantic Ocean hadn't divided us IRL I would have proposed to her. It was sad to see her go but honestly she was a bit too mature to linger in our little mosh pit. RIP Sh00!

And then there was Maria15. She confronted us in a great clan battle and afterward we found her whining in the corner about her nearly dead clan. We invited her to join us and she stepped out of her leadership position and came into the fold.

Her time was short but full of feistiness. She helped us conquer and defeat many a clan in war and she developed a special bond with PimpKilla. He always had a special way with the ladies. He was rarely seen in public without at least one girl on his arm.

Alas, that little bar of sweet melted chocolate which we picked up off from the dirty sidewalk had her own destiny. Her gameplay was sweet but her manners often had her banned and unfortunately we lost track of this little one. RIP Maria15!