[Obey] Obey
Cheshyre
Name: (classified)
Age: (classified)
Gender: Male
Skype: Cheshyre.galla
Location: Singularity
Belt: Nth Belt
Name: Tim K
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Skype: worm-in-box
Location: Lycksele, Sweden
Belt: Custom Belt Name: Francois
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Skype: joboman1
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Belt: 7th Dan
Trestet
Name: Trestet
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Skype: trestet
Location: Bulgaria
Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt
Name: Chris
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Skype: pvt.riley
Location: Germany
Belt: Master Belt
Name: Neal
Age: 15
Gender: Black
Skype: XxKolorzxX
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt
Name: A A Ron Balakay (worse than everyone)
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Skype: PlataBear
Location: USA, 'MERICA st NE
Belt: Warrior of the Coconut Village Belt
Name: Quantae
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Skype: quantae_daley
Location: Jamaica
Belt: Custom Belt
Fred
Name: Fredrik Epatraktor
Age: Yes
Gender: No
Skype: happyskydiverxp
Location: Sweden
Belt: 10th dan black belt
worst recruiter around here
Name: Pawel
Age: 7teen
Gender: ask Hattersin about this one
Skype: b00gu5
Location: P[r]oland
Belt: 5th Dan Black Belt
Name:Will
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Skype: will.toon1
Location: New Zealand
Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt
Name: Zack
Age: 26
Gender: Dude
Skype: Zack
Location: Texas
Belt: Dat Sexy Ass Belt
Crocap
Name: Fabian
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Skype: None 
Location: Croatia
Belt: 5th Dan Black Belt Name: Jayson
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Skype: playwithjayson
Location: Somewhere in the US
Belt: 8th Dan Black Belt
Name: Joona
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Skype: Joopez1
Location: Finland
Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt
Name: Alex
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Skype: c4sh3w98
Location: Hoth (canada)
Belt: 7th Dan Black Belt
Name: Donovan
Age: 16
Gender: Mail
Skype: jake92012
Location: New York
Belt: fuck you
Name: Jordan
Age: 16
Gender: Attack Helecopter
Skype: sparttb
Location: Underworld
Belt: Master Belt
Name: Ken
Age: 18
Gender: 
Skype: N/A
Location: U.S. of eh
Belt: Master belt Name: Isaac
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Skype: -
Location: NYC
Belt: 9th Dan
Name:
Age: 29
Gender: Your dad.
Skype: Sighs
Location: In your house
Belt:
Name: Jake
Age: 69,5
Gender: "I am not simple"
Skype: 100% do not contact that guy.
Location: Inside
Belt: Break
Putting words here real quick
Name: Adrian
Age: 69-54
Gender: Banana
Skype: adrian_muzyka
Location: Proland
Belt: 3rd Dan
Name: Stacked
Age: Stacked
Gender: Stacked
Skype: Stacked
Location: Stacked
Belt: Stacked
People with access to obeybank: hattersin
Fill this exact form in if you want your information updated/added.
noparse included.
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Goals
1. Become the shittiest best clan.
2. Become a larger group of inbreds and spread our influence across the Community
3. Become a bottom 25 warring clan.
4. Become an official.
Guylines
1. Never use Comic Sans
3. dont shitpost. (too mch)
4. Act out accordingly in order to make the clan seem [Nitro]y
5. Remain active.
Kyuri Obey
A Short Story
by Obey
Obey looked at the grim obey in her hands and felt Fred.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her Aero surroundings. She had always loved Grim Gentleman with its jittery, jealous Jedi. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Fred.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Obey . Obey was a Frost monster with small legs and fat hair.
Obey gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a Kyuri, Joope, beer drinker with big legs and skinny hair. Her friends saw her as a grubby, grated giant. Once, she had even helped a cool bird cross the road.
But not even a Kyuri person who had once helped a cool bird cross the road, was prepared for what Obey had in store today.
The rain hammered like Cheshyre Bows, making Obey funny looking.
As Obey stepped outside and Obey came closer, she could see the combative smile on her face.
"I am here because I want Fred," Obey bellowed, in an icebear tone. She slammed her fist against Obey's chest, with the force of 96 Dogs. "I frigging love you, Obey ."
Obey looked back, even more OBEY and still fingering the grim obey. "Obey, hattersin," she replied.
They looked at each other with Dude feelings, like two clever, charming Cows loving at a very Jake Chazer, which had jazz music playing in the background and two Zack uncles hating to the beat.
Suddenly, Obey lunged forward and tried to punch Obey in the face. Quickly, Obey grabbed the grim obey and brought it down on Obey's skull.
Obey's small legs trembled and her fat hair wobbled. She looked WOTDEFOOQ, her body raw like a chilly, curried chair.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Obey was dead.
Obey went back inside and made herself a nice drink of beer.
THE END
Last edited by duck; Apr 1, 2018 at 05:02 PM.