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COACH I'M DYING WHAT DO I DO

PUNCH HARDER KID JUST PUNCH HARDER

GUTS AND NO PAIN AND PUNCH HARDER

YAMATO DAMASHII

YOU STILL HAVE OXYGEN LEFT IN YOUR MUSCLES

YAMATO DAMASHII

PUNCH HARDER BOY

YES COACH I HAVENT USED EVERYTHING I'VE LEARNED YET

IPPO WINS LOL

YOU GOTTA PUNCH HARDER BOY!
ACTIVATE THE OXYGEN IN YOUR MUSCLES!
CALL FORTH YOUR YAMATO DAMASHII SAMURAI BLOOD!

cue Ippo's brand new 720° 4th dimensional Dempsey roll that warps time so his punches land before they're even thrown

punch harder
oxygen muscles
yamato damashii
remember your training
inherited samurai blood

Ippo fight:

Ippo: Coach, I get the living shit beaten out of me!
Kamogawa: Holy Fuck! I didn't it would come to this! You gotta PUNCH HARDER, mah boy! Guts and PUNCH HARDER!

Ippo: Ok coach, Ima gonna punch huehuarder and block some more punches with my head! Here we go! Holy fuck! i got plenty of oxygen in my muscles! Coach, you're the best coach ever!

Opponent: Oh shit! He's got plenty of oxygen in his muscles ! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

He regains his senses and manages to PUNCH HARDER and STICK TTO THE BASICS

ippo gets punched around for 9 rounds (roughly 20 chapters)
ippo helpless
kamogawa being the useless piece of shit he always is
ippo is about to hit the floor
NO! I HAVEN'T USED EVERYTHING I LEARNED YET! MUH TRAINING WITH MUH COACH! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
gets up
I STILL HAVE OXYGEN LEFT IN MY MUSCLES
YAMATO DAMASHIIIII
SAMURAI SPIRIT
NIPPON BANZAI
720° 4TH DIMENSIONAL DEMPSEY ROLL

1- be a useless piece of shit and get beaten up for 10 rounds until one eye swells up
2- "coach what do i do"
3- "PUNCH HARDER BOY"
4- "ok coach" - *punches harder*
5- "OH FUCK ONE MOLECULE OF HIS GLOVE GRAZED MY CHEEK! BUT THE FORCE OF THAT WAS STRONGER THAN THE 10 ROUNDS BEATING I'VE GIVEN HIM, ALL AT ONCE!"
6- enemy knocked out
7- "congrats ippo! you're truly a world class boxer!"
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