Hello Parrot.

The following app has not been approved by test audiences and the diseases you receive are free for you to keep... or shove them all somewhere else. [Alpha maybe]
Before we start, I worked on a musical MASTERPIECE to go along with my app. Sadly due to a lack of time because I have to be working 2 jobs in preparation of uni at the moment and also sleep somewhere in between that this is still heavily WIP :C [Fun part starts at 50~ seconds]
https://my.mixtape.moe/drkjsa.mp3

I am Reta. I app for Parrot. Please Interogate me.

I wanted to work out a app longer than the bible but again lack of time.
I am not applying because I care about CL, feel free to wait till CL is over should you think that is the case.
I am not applying because I want to win every esport event ever.
I am however applying because I want Moop to dominate me.

What can I bring to Parrot?
EVEN MORE STAFF CIRLCE JERKKKK

And I can solidly shittalk people to distra- wait this isnt TK ?
I am also active on IRC [Normally] and Forums, and hop ingame when people ask me to and I am home.

I am so skilled ingame that I bet I will beat any member of Parrot atleast once in a thousand matches of Lightninglenshu.tbm

I am also running out of brain capacity.

~Reta