TL; DR: Y'all should just invite me because I'm god. (And I like cookies.) So imma be honest... I fucking suck at this game, like a hooker sucking mad dick tho, shes just good at being bad. I'm Michael and yes you've guessed it... I do not care. So I came online today, like the first time logging on to tumblr in over a year and noticed my clan was dead so I was just like.. "oh shit.. my clan died." and then HOVA, the fucking idiot that he is. He decided he was gonna go for gold and applaugh as he wrote some dumbass post on a clans recruitment thread... (I kinda like writing to be honest, it's fun to talk shit about yourself.) NOW ANOTHER THING... I barely even read the OP so fuck you.. Krulls. So I don't even know if this is legal. Anyway moving the fuck on cause your probably already typing "No.. Bye." in your fucking comment box you inconsiderate feminazi.. I like to play toribash and I'm clearly better than you so just say yes. KIDDINNGGG remember.. I suck. I've been playing toribash since uh, about 2 years before puberty hit me. I don't know why I need to tell you that but yeah I guess I already have now and it's not like I can go back and edit this post because YES! point number 2: I'm lazy as fuck if you can't tell by reading this.. I've probably made like 5 grammatical errors by now. I play a lot of Boxshu, like I've played nothing but boxshu since I came back to this game a whopping 3 days ago. Which brings me to point number 3.. Play the gag reel. I mean. REVEAL POINT NUMBER 3!: I sometime ditch this game, but don't worry. I'm cursed and always get pulled back to this heap of steamy shit. What was point number 1? because I don't even remember anymore.. I sound like a homeless beggar asking for a place to stay, don't I? No? Mkay.. I was watching Game of Thrones yesterday S7E1 and I thought my friend was joking when she sent me a picture of Ed Sheeran fingering I mean eating a BBQed rabbit.. I honestly hope that he gets pushed out of a castle and breaks his neck rolling down a hill because let's be honest.. He doesn't need to be in Game of Thrones he's everywhere else and I would like a place where he can't be seen BUT NO! THEY PUT HIM IN FUCKING GoT! Guys I have a confession.. I've been a naughty boy. I once tried to get permabanned and broke every rule in the rule book of things you shouldn't do. I was even extremely racist in my ban appeal. In my mind though "Ban Appeal" at that point meant explain why you think you should have been permabanned. It ended up being a 30 day ban though because Jedi is a legendary dick and I now thank him for not giving me a perma. Thanks Jedi ♥ Did you read the TL; DR yet..? Shut up that was a rhetorical question I actually don't care. More naughty things it's not even worth reading guys I swear.. I've had 2 or 3 infractions for "useless posting" EXCUSE ME?! How the fuck dare you say my post is useless what if I was applying for a clan and talking absolute bullshit because I didn't give a fuck? I know my rights bitch. Anyway as you can see, I'm like.. I just don't know what I want in life really. Gonna go to university starting from September and take money from the government because I can. I'm trying to get back into drawing and doing art and shit. I never did any for Toribash cause I couldn't be arsed but I'm thinking about it. I don't know if I'll do textures though I was thinking more of like fan art type shit. Did I mention I like cookies? I fucking love cookies yo. Like I once had this pack of cookies in college and it was huge and people was all like "Yo Michael can I have a cookie?" "NO BITCH! THE FUCK OFF MY COOKIES!" Take note. Don't touch my fucking cookies you shitfaced (Holy shit.. Shitfaced is a real word..) thieving little scrounger. I wanna make a game. That's what I've been studying for past 3 years and next 3 years to come (at least 3 that's the length of my next course) So yeah I'll be sure to put you fuckers in as an easter egg or some shit if I even remember you people by then. Send this to 20 friends within the next hour to be blessed by God and have luck in your games for the next 10 years. Okay.. Lot's of love Hovadick. (Disclaimer.. I have no idea what the fuck I just wrote. I legitimately have not slept in like 8 days.. If you have any questions please ask and I'll be sure to tell you why I don't give a fuck about what you have to say. So fuck you WAPOW!) did he really win tho..? VVV