Alright hey guys, I'm not much of a memer, so don't expect much 'quality' from me.
I like to start most apps with some outside info, a little personal guy to guy time. My name is Schylar, I'm from the South East part of US. I work a full time job as a HAZMAT Specialist, currently awaiting my radioactive superpowers. I travel out of state a lot for work, spending majority of my time living in a hotel, missing home. When I am home, hobby wise I love playing golf. And the occasional drawing, even though I lack skill in every aspect of it. (Check spoilers at end of app). Currently dating this super sweet girl named Courtney, we've been together a little over 10 months now, and she gets annoyed with the amount of time I am on Toribash. (Pictures of her and I also in spoiler)
Anyways, Toribash wise I started in late 2011, and have gone through multiple name changes including(but not limited to): Rawh>-Ben>Suck>Ping. I played up until about 2014 actively. I became Market Squad around 2013 ish times. Eventually retired from it due to lack of activity which eventually led to me going inactive from late 2014 until about last month some time. I stopped in every 6 months or so to check up on old friends. Now I am back, full force, spending ridiculous amounts of time in this game and on the forums everyday, mostly chatting with people, as I have never been too too good ingame. The community has always been my favorite part of this game (disregard all the toxic/immature audience it attracts). In which time I have come to know a good many of the people in Parrot.
Going to keep seperating up these paragraphs so they dont look like a huge wall of text, more appeal. But as of clans, I was in Inq from about early 2014 until I came back in August this year, in which Wizard asked me to come to [im]. I stayed there for a while until I found myself with Family, where there were many old faces in which I had been friends with for many years. As you all know, Family has dissolved to the underworld. So as I cherish my clanlessness, I figured I would attempt to find my place here. (Very original quote, not stolen from 1000's of apps across the board).
And as my talents are very limited irl wise to 'persuade' the members on why I should be invited. I offer a pizza from your favorite pizza delivery shop to Moop or liaxo, or whomever shall require a pizza. I offered one to Reta, but to his misfortune, the closest Dominos is away, and does not deliver. RIP. And now for some pictures in the description.
The first one we have here is a portrait of Reta himself.
Next, we have suomynona giving a quiz, jeopardy style to Creati0n, Icky, and Flow. Creati0n obviously knowing nothing about Toribash at all.
Finally, we have the latest addition. Reta trying to tell Erth Pretty Little Liars is a great show, while sitting on his butt cushion. Meanwhile Erth's girlfriend is shitting on him.
Icky admiring the views from the clouds. Sky high my man.

Thanks for taking the time to read my indepth documentary of Ping's life. Possibly to be continued? If you have questions feel free to ask. Or if you would like to request some art, feel free to ask. Or if you would like to be the one to request a pizza, feel free to ask, with confirmation from Moop. Thanks.