Guys, simply create a beginner clan without any affiliation to Parrot.
Then declare Parrot to be willing to recruit worthy members of said beginner clan.

It will be a one sided declaration and that essentially circumvents any staff knee jerk reaction.

This whole discussion is just a stupid show off of your bloated egos. I know what I am talking about because I also have an oversized ego.

Staff will likely not agree to your suggestions simply because you are coming at them aggressively and that turns them into a brick wall just for the sake of defensiveness and to show you who is boss.
What you should have done is agree to everything they proposed and then ask them for a solution that works for you. That way they would have come up with something for you rather than have you fight for anything they could have possibly given you.

It is too late for that most likely.
Now just do what I told you and live happily ever after.

PS, join Tribe.