Heren my goat


this is my goat, his name is Dmitri. Dmitri was raised in the mountains and at a young age, his parents were slaughtered right infront of his eyes by a gunman wearing a cape. Ever since this tragic encounter, Dmitri has been lifting weights to cope with the fact that his parents were murdered in cold blood... or was it?? One day Dmitri is walking down the streets when a gunman in a cape stops him and asks for all his money. While Dmitri is panicckcking, he notices that this gunman is the same one that killed his parnets. As he realizes this, he goes into an unstoppable rage and curbstomps the gunman while baa'ing agressively. Dmitri is complimented on his heroic actions and is called "Baaaadass". When this happened, Dmitri happened to be a single goat living on his own, but because he was the town hero, a Проститутка was sent to his home and turns out they fell in love and had 300 little goat babies.


Pros of Dmitri:
1. Big arms.
2. Rock hard abs like the side of a mountain
3. MMmmmmm pecs.
4. Mad chest hair

Cons of Dimtri
1. No cons