This majestic goat, is the one they call Bjorn. He was raised by vikings and eventually at the ripe age of 15 days became a warrior. His body count is higher than every navy seal combined and his hand-to-hand combat skills are unrivaled. Just try to take this one down; I dare you. As well as being a trained killing machine he likes to dance, sometimes he even combines the two, dancing while he demolishes his foes. I don't think I have to go into further explanation of why this goat is an absolute бак.