There once was a genie
With a ten foot weenie
And he showed it to the girl next store
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it is only two foot four

Late last night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys went out to play
Back to back they faced each other
They drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
He got up and shot the two dead boys
Now if you don't believe this story is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too