Exciting to be necroposting, haven't done this in a few years;

Sony released some research on the radio disturbances caused by phones in organic matter before the whole "don't water your plants with microwaved water" controversy. They recommended that you do not carry your phone close to your family jewels, but most of the report were washed and no real followup was published until a clown named Grudzinskas from the UK released a few statements that carrying your phone in your front pocket will, I'll quote, “We think this is being caused by a heating of the sperm from the phone and by electromagnetic activity.” on the topic of reduced male fertility in the UK.