i thought molerats were pretty darn good but i suspected a conspiracy, which i got to the bottom of

molerats -> m o l e r a t s -> a e l m o r s t -> s t a r m o l e -> star<-nosed> mole


what makes us trust either faction? both consist out of liars and frauds. they are, in fact, one and the same. molerats- and rats-molekind shall suffer for their crimes! i propose we kill them all