Toribash
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Which table would you sit at? (NIGHTMARE VERSION)
If I already put you on a table, choose a different one

for anyone who doesn't know, this meme is like "which group would you sit with to have your lunch?" (similar to this one). I tried to make all the tables fairly balanced, i.e. no clear best or worst table

completely original, not copied from surge

NIGHTMARE VERSION

melhor do mundo pai, receba
the goat is here...
signed by epocth
Finally I can relax, but obviously im gonna wash some dishes, can’t miss boost and itemp enjoying some time together
❄ I’m Snowman, icy hands, Gabe slips in my frozen lands ❄
Every step he tries, every word he spits, I twist, I crush, his fire quits 🔥
Cold grip, tight vice, Gabe trembles, pays the price 🥶
I dominate, annihilate, leave him buried in frost, it’s too late ⛄

- Snowman
Sneaky's son <--- this makes me confused
jesus christ. can i fucking kill myself? is that a valid option? what the fuck

table 4 i guess. me and iris will beat phisis with hammers and test can watch i guess
Originally Posted by Icky View Post
Yeah... once more, I'll just take my food outside.

It's not even about the table, I just don't want to be in the building at any point in the day lol.

Doors are locked from the outside
❄ I’m Snowman, icy hands, Gabe slips in my frozen lands ❄
Every step he tries, every word he spits, I twist, I crush, his fire quits 🔥
Cold grip, tight vice, Gabe trembles, pays the price 🥶
I dominate, annihilate, leave him buried in frost, it’s too late ⛄

- Snowman
Sneaky's son <--- this makes me confused
If you haven't seen a fat man run away from something before...you will in here. I'm booking it, buddy.
Last edited by Gobbledygook; May 28, 2026 at 08:34 PM.
Dargon Moderated Message:
Infracted for having the best goddamn replays in Toribash history.

I like the sound of table 3, perhaps we can discuss toribash-related art

[16:26] iris: 😭 /dl slipperyblcv1.tbm /dl slipperyblcv1.tbm /dl slipperyblcv1.tbm /dl slipperyblcv1.tbm KMNFAOFO AOLMF AOFASMO
[16:26] tabby: ???????????????????
All of my "I can fix him" energy comes from being the quiet kid all the teachers would sit the bad boys next to.

I would choose table 1. Even though Detacher has been upgraded from an accessory to murder to an accomplice, his trial is still ongoing and sentencing has not been confirmed. I believe in redemption. And I believe in my fellow man and Toribasher. This is a pivotal moment and he needs a friend.