Question: How do I force feed chickens marbles?

Please, be creative.

I couldn't laugh so I snorted instead. Fuck, it was funny heh.



Smokie, yours was shit. Please self-terminate in a fire.

What if you inserted such marble up the anus of a chicken? hmm?

Since I thought it would be funny to see a chicken eat and perhaps excrete marbles.

Step 1: Acquire plenty of marbles, and a long tube at the size of the marbles.
Step 2: Put the tube into the chickens beak.
Step 3: Load the tube with marbles. If the chicken hasn't swallowed the marbles, proceed to...
Step 4: Ram a long, thin pole down the tube, forcing the marbles into the chickens stomach.

Specify "marble"

you really seem to like nobuddie eh?
anyway, i prefer foodeater's idea.

Hypnotism, the chicken will eat the marble by choice.

Wait silently in a trash can and stalk the chicken. In the dead of night jump out and assrape it! once is squaks for help shove them in and use a stick to force them down. /evil

Or you made the first chicken silencer, as most off the marbles will come straight out the other end!