I TOLD YOU!
YOUR CAILLOU NEVER LOST HOPE!!1
Ok I'm done with the caps lock, seriously though, where've you been all this fucking time? A week is like a millennium on the internet ;-;

Because he's alive and I'm talking to him?
Eastercheeks lives on! Idk tho, maybe his mom is like crazy and knows exactly how he acts online and that's why he refuses to call..
Oh fuck i've broken the matrix.
HE'S FUCKING ALIVE I PROMISE YOU!
Quick! The army's taking him away! We must hurry and stop their choppers though!
This is quickly turning into the campaign of battle field 4.
I'm sorry I offended all you.
