[TTF] battle Thread

ok i have noticed that we love forum wars and so i made a place for us to do it....it works like this:

1.you challenge someone
2.battle it out with actions eg.*kicks coKe*
3.dont flame(get serious)
4.you could also get a allie to help you

Battles

Have fun

OK i goes onto the #TTF irc channel please CUM(lol) onto it.

*Reserects and eats Sa1uk's face*

*Sends little coke midgets to kamakazi attack the pepsi midgets*

*shuvs rocket launcher up Sa1uk's wide ass and pulls the trigger causing Sa1uk to pop and candy falls out of him*

*throws Sa1uk with a microwave.....*
*uses Sa1uk's life-less body and puts on fire and eats him as a marsh mellow*

*truck drivers protest and eat the rest of Sa1uk's mellowness*

*i look at Sa1uk's UGLY face and comit suicide*

*comes out of the ground and shoot everyone in the face with a shotgun that fires blue dildo's at everyone.....*
*gets Sa1uk in the ass with the dildo shotgun and Sa1uk dies of sheer pleasure.*

*Rises from the dead as a bad as mutha fu....ing zombi with a chainsaw at hand....saws Ragdollmaster into 4000 pieces*