Originally Posted by jahovawitness

TL; DR: Y'all should just invite me because I'm god. (And I like cookies.)

So imma be honest... I fucking suck at this game, like a hooker sucking mad dick tho, shes just good at being bad. I'm Michael and yes you've guessed it... I do not care.

So I came online today, like the first time logging on to tumblr in over a year and noticed my clan was dead so I was just like.. "oh shit.. my clan died." and then HOVA, the fucking idiot that he is. He decided he was gonna go for gold and applaugh as he wrote some dumbass post on a clans recruitment thread... (I kinda like writing to be honest, it's fun to talk shit about yourself.) NOW ANOTHER THING... I barely even read the OP so fuck you.. Krulls. So I don't even know if this is legal.

Anyway moving the fuck on cause your probably already typing "No.. Bye." in your fucking comment box you inconsiderate feminazi.. I like to play toribash and I'm clearly better than you so just say yes. KIDDINNGGG remember.. I suck. I've been playing toribash since uh, about 2 years before puberty hit me. I don't know why I need to tell you that but yeah I guess I already have now and it's not like I can go back and edit this post because YES! point number 2: I'm lazy as fuck if you can't tell by reading this.. I've probably made like 5 grammatical errors by now. I play a lot of Boxshu, like I've played nothing but boxshu since I came back to this game a whopping 3 days ago. Which brings me to point number 3.. Play the gag reel. I mean. REVEAL POINT NUMBER 3!: I sometime ditch this game, but don't worry. I'm cursed and always get pulled back to this heap of steamy shit. What was point number 1? because I don't even remember anymore..

I sound like a homeless beggar asking for a place to stay, don't I? No? Mkay.. I was watching Game of Thrones yesterday S7E1 and I thought my friend was joking when she sent me a picture of Ed Sheeran fingering I mean eating a BBQed rabbit.. I honestly hope that he gets pushed out of a castle and breaks his neck rolling down a hill because let's be honest.. He doesn't need to be in Game of Thrones he's everywhere else and I would like a place where he can't be seen BUT NO! THEY PUT HIM IN FUCKING GoT!

Guys I have a confession.. I've been a naughty boy. I once tried to get permabanned and broke every rule in the rule book of things you shouldn't do. I was even extremely racist in my ban appeal. In my mind though "Ban Appeal" at that point meant explain why you think you should have been permabanned. It ended up being a 30 day ban though because Jedi is a legendary dick and I now thank him for not giving me a perma. Thanks Jedi ♥

Did you read the TL; DR yet..? Shut up that was a rhetorical question I actually don't care.

More naughty things it's not even worth reading guys I swear.. I've had 2 or 3 infractions for "useless posting" EXCUSE ME?! How the fuck dare you say my post is useless what if I was applying for a clan and talking absolute bullshit because I didn't give a fuck? I know my rights bitch.

Anyway as you can see, I'm like.. I just don't know what I want in life really. Gonna go to university starting from September and take money from the government because I can. I'm trying to get back into drawing and doing art and shit. I never did any for Toribash cause I couldn't be arsed but I'm thinking about it. I don't know if I'll do textures though I was thinking more of like fan art type shit. Did I mention I like cookies? I fucking love cookies yo. Like I once had this pack of cookies in college and it was huge and people was all like "Yo Michael can I have a cookie?" "NO BITCH! THE FUCK OFF MY COOKIES!" Take note. Don't touch my fucking cookies you shitfaced (Holy shit.. Shitfaced is a real word..) thieving little scrounger.

I wanna make a game. That's what I've been studying for past 3 years and next 3 years to come (at least 3 that's the length of my next course) So yeah I'll be sure to put you fuckers in as an easter egg or some shit if I even remember you people by then.

Send this to 20 friends within the next hour to be blessed by God and have luck in your games for the next 10 years.

Okay..

Lot's of love
Hovadick.

(Disclaimer.. I have no idea what the fuck I just wrote. I legitimately have not slept in like 8 days.. If you have any questions please ask and I'll be sure to tell you why I don't give a fuck about what you have to say. So fuck you WAPOW!)

did he really win tho..? VVV

Originally Posted by itsmezach

Hello my player name is itsmezach.I might be a noob but I think your clan could help me out alot.your a awesome clan i read everything it took me 2 hours but i hope i get in the clan

Originally Posted by skateit31

Hello WAPOWers

I'm going to start with some simple information about me, but I will also get into the stuff you want to mostly know about.

Information About Me :

My name is Demitrius. The Age at which I am making this app is 14. I'm a gamer and huge computer nerd and spend most of my time inside. I used to play sports, but it wasn't my cup of tea. I am also an aspiring graphics designer and I will link my port below for your viewing interest, if you want to view it that is. Hobbies include designing and mostly video games. Now that you know some information about me, I will proceed to the more important things.

Important things :

*NOTE*, THIS WAS MY MAIN ACCOUNT, BUT I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF THE SHEAR FACT THAT I DONT LIKE NUMBERS IN MY NAME. IF THIS IS A REASON OF ME BEING DENIED, I UNDERSTAND WHY, BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. IF NOT, MY MAIN NOW IS ORANNIUM.

What I offer to WAPOW is graphics design and an all around fun person. I mean, anyone can be a fun person to be around, but I feel like I have my own spin of fun. I enjoy designing for clans and teams not because I'm in it [ Don't get me wrong, that too] , but for the fact that I like to have a challenge. Everytime I join a team, I feel like I kinda upgrade my graphics desigining skills because I like to climb the ladder. However, this time I decided to just use some cheat codes and skip the entire level to the top of the ladder, [ Dear god I just typed that.. god help me]. I am currently Practicing making heads and bodies of TB characters, I need ALOT of practice , but I can do most things though. My favorite mod are parkour and sparring mods. I need to learn aikido a bit better because I can't enjoy it if I can't figure out how to get out of situations. I mostly play sparring and parkour mods, just for the shear fact that I like the realism of replays I see. I mostly practice those because I want to get better with balancing and my flow. That's just me though. I play pretty often, basically it's my life now. I really can't enjoy any other game but TB now. I get bored with any other game, but this game has mods that just make it 10x more fun. I post reguarly on the forums. Whether if you or someone else asks a question or need me to do something, I am basically always on the forums waiting for someone to ask a question or for a task for me to do. I do check and respond to my PMs, that's infact the first thing I check when logging in to the forums. I respond to basically anything, so yes I do respond to my PMs. My toribash expirience is all good. I never had a bad TB expirience. I played TB for two and half years, but took a 3 year break. I've basically lost all of my skill and I'm try to reharness the previous skill I had. I love most mods from aikido to 360chestwhateverthefuckthenameofthemodis. I just love toribash in general.
Anyways, that is the end of my application, I hope you take me into consideration. If not, I will reapply in the near future and understand why I've been denied. I will link my portfolio below for viewing pleasure as previously stated.

DISCORD:Orannium#4572

WAPOW!

http://www.deadboy.portfoliobox.net

Originally Posted by skateit31

Sooo I'm denied? Just making sure

Originally Posted by Darknesslor

Hi,Wapow

I am So bad at english so promise me about what I will do know

My name is Abdulrahman and sometimes my friend call me Bedo.I want to join wapow to get a new Family Wapow is without me strong and If I joined it will stay Strong so I just want to get a friendly humans i joined most of the clans to get a good family but I did not see any good family only PowPow was..I answe on my Pms if you cannot believe me you can try send me one and see how much time i will answer at you...My favourite mods are ABD and Boxshu and Judo. my style at abd to break enemy arm or suplexs or to make an normal open but at boxshu NoobLegacy teached me a Move and untill now I did not see any counter to it and this move is not famous and unkown.I post on forums when i need something like selling buying trading and any one to make to me a tex or something like this I got banned before because posting any shit because when I made an app to a clan they said you have 3 or 2 posts on forum so i tried to get up my posts..... untill I knew what is forum is....I joined Tb at 2015 I think and I knew it from my friends but when I was playing it they already left it When I joined I was totally a noob dont know what to do or even how to play but I just learned them by time untill i became a Blue belt I met some one whos name is Yanis kill he was black belt or 2nd black belt he helped me and told me about mods and what is Abd and judo and boxshu and we was friends untill i became a black belt and then he was banned I dont know why but he got banned I know alot of friends but all of them died now like Cobra and Old Gm and Tuna and Detacher......I am 21 y.o and I live in Egypt I was born in Egypt too....my hobby is swimming I won 2 medals before one 1st place and one 2nd place....... My life is about to go to Academy and come back home go study and play for like 3 hours and go to my train and after train go with my friends and go back home again..and Thats My life.I have alot of games But TB and LoL are the best to me I play some times Warframe and Minecraft and Paladins and Smite when my friends be with me..I have Discord and Team Speak and Skype too....

The app will let your eye hurts you but sorry


Discord: BeDo[Dark]#5677

Skype: darknesslortb

Thank you so much for wasting your time for nothing... I will be waiting for the answer on my app <3 bye bye.....

Originally Posted by Hecate

You have been Accepted