[23:12] == Hattersin [webchat@1337-81C192C7.tbcn.telia.com] has joined #nao
[23:12] <Hattersin> Damnit
[23:12] <Hattersin> Who is this
[23:12] <Hattersin> what am i
[23:12] <~Arthur> you are
[23:12] <Hattersin> WHERE AM I
[23:12] <~Arthur> a
[23:12] <~Arthur> hush now, my friend
[23:12] <Hattersin> ._.
[23:12] <~Arthur> calm down
[23:13] <~Arthur> breathe some of this thing
[23:13] <Hattersin> -sits down-
[23:13] * Arthur gives a bottle with a suspicious liquid in it
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at bottle-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at Arthur-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at ethereal soup dimension-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -drinks liqiud-
[23:14] <~Arthur> I SAID TO SNIFF IT
[23:14] <~Arthur> NOT DRINK IT
[23:14] <~Arthur> ARGH
[23:14] <~Arthur> WHY
[23:14] <~Arthur> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[23:14] <~Arthur> GODDAMNIT
[23:14] <~Arthur> IT COST ME A FORTUNE
[23:14] <~Arthur> D:<
[23:15] <Hattersin> ohdamnitimsorryD8
[23:15] <~Arthur> nah
[23:15] <~Arthur> You'll die pretty soon
[23:15] <~Arthur> anyways
[23:15] <Hattersin> ._.
[23:15] <~Arthur> wait
[23:15] <~Arthur> either you go to sleep
[23:15] <~Arthur> or die
[23:15] <~Arthur> either way
[23:15] <~Arthur> you'll die
[23:15] <~Arthur> I need to get the damn money back
[23:16] <~Arthur> I hope your intestines are worth enough!
[23:16] <~Arthur> They better be!
[23:16] <~Arthur> >_>
[23:16] <Hattersin> -cries-
[23:16] <Hattersin> -burps unicorn feces-
[23:16] <Hattersin> -cries a lot-
[23:16] <~Arthur> ._.
[23:17] <~Arthur> well, that was... unexpected
[23:17] <~Arthur> unicorn feces...
[23:17] <~Arthur> Hmm
[23:17] <~Arthur> smells like rainbows
[23:17] <Hattersin> That's what she s-pukes-
[23:18] <Hattersin> SAVE ME 8'O
[23:18] <~Arthur> nah
[23:18] <~Arthur> I still need to get money from you
[23:18] <~Arthur> >:C
[23:18] <~Arthur> All I wanted to do is make you calm down
[23:18] <~Arthur> and possibly get to sleep
[23:18] <~Arthur> but NOOOOOOOO
[23:19] <~Arthur> You HAD to drink it!
[23:19] <~Arthur> >:C
[23:19] <~Arthur> Now.
[23:19] <~Arthur> How am I going to steal kids without my magical sleeping-thing?
[23:19] <~Arthur> ;-;
[23:19] <Hattersin> what what :o
[23:20] <~Arthur> You drank it all!
[23:20] <Hattersin> You're the kid-stealer?
[23:20] <Hattersin> that everyone is talking about?
[23:20] <Hattersin> Aka
[23:20] <~Arthur> now I won't be able to get kids
[23:20] <Hattersin> Kid-Theftior? 8o
[23:20] <~Arthur> ok
[23:20] <~Arthur> huhlol
[23:20] <~Arthur> ok
[23:21] <Hattersin> dayum
[23:22] <Hattersin> I remember now
[23:22] <Hattersin> I came
[23:22] <Hattersin> to give you this letter :o
[23:22] <~Arthur> Ew
[23:22] <~Arthur> oh
[23:22] <~Arthur> Okay
[23:22] <Hattersin> -hands over unicorn-feces-stained letter
[23:22] * Arthur opens
[23:23] * Arthur looks at the letter
[23:24] <~Arthur> what
[23:24] <~Arthur> I...
[23:24] <~Arthur> no...
[23:24] <~Arthur> it can't be...
[23:24] <Hattersin> DICKBUTT
[23:24] <Hattersin> -dies-
[23:24] <~Arthur> ahaha


Originally Posted by HattersinOriginally Posted by FishOriginally Posted by HattersinI'm fucking done man :(
why do you insist on peeling from the wrong end...
That's how Jesus would do it. Bananas was created with a handle for you to use it.
and he made monkeys who are better at peeling bananas without using the handle
monkeys 1, hattersin 0
I also totally hate Dscigs
[01:01] <Hattersin> Greetings traveler.
[01:01] <Hattersin> You look like a strong nord.
[01:02] <Hattersin> Would you dare fight me, first to 10, in Taekkyon?
[01:02] <Hattersin> Winner gets to decide the losers signature for one week.
[01:13] <Erth> hi, sorry was playing tetris
[01:13] <Hattersin> oh, that's a valid reason, dw
[01:16] <Erth> as for your tk thingy
[01:16] <Erth> er
[01:16] <Erth> sure why not
[01:16] <Erth> I'm a tad rusty
[01:16] <Hattersin> Cool.
[01:16] <Hattersin> I've never played it, I just know you do
[01:16] <Erth> that is to say, I've not played properly in a little while
[01:17] <Hattersin> Jo pants then