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Originally Posted by EliMcFly View Post
I am surrounded by retards.

I know right, your family are so retarded.
Good thing you have us, eh?
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Originally Posted by RedPanda View Post
As long as you love your hand then it counts as a date.

I HAVE DATES, TOO!

*nom*
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Originally Posted by protonitron View Post
I sent a card to my hands.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, right and left hand; I love you."
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They are so... HANDsome!!!! Get it!?!?!??! xD Wow, I sure am the funniest guy ever.

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I'm fucking blind
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Originally Posted by Kookoo11 View Post
I'm fucking blind

There's one word in there that I want you to be.

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Kookoo is clearly speechless.
He's clearly thinking about coming over here and eating some spaghetti with me.
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Originally Posted by RedPanda View Post
Kookoo is clearly speechless.
He's clearly thinking about coming over here and eating some spaghetti with me.

What if I am the spaghetti?
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Then ima eat you up but it'll be awkward since spaghetti can only go in your mouth slightly then you have to do that weird slurp thing to get the rest in but by then you're choking on the previous end of spaghetti.

TL; DR I'll intend to eat you but end up sucking you... off.


Heres a valentines card for you
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Please contain your orgasms, thank you.
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"It doesn't have to be Valentines day for you to tell that special someone you love them"

Tell that to the many guys that have been given restraining orders
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Originally Posted by protonitron View Post
oh shet yeah. TBH it is still an abbreviation of Valentine's Day which is just as evil in the eyes of grammar nazis so yeah... whatever.

Valentinian's Day?
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