I appreciate you, Universe. Talking of anxiety and depression in your second sentence of self-description will only further delay its disappearance; poise and mental fortitude, my boychik.
Hard to humblebrag of IT skills to this audience, especially when the community forum software of your website boasts "no code changes necessary", but
I'll allow it.
Your own interpretation of Tunak Tunak Tun - with at least four of its original moves - seems highly fitting.
My mom likes your poem.