Im a proud USA Navy Cadet now!

[4:58:08 PM] PlataBear Bear: It's deak

[4:58:10 PM] PlataBear Bear: Run

[4:58:14 PM] Truly solax: ._.

[4:58:15 PM] Truly solax: wot

[4:58:18 PM] PlataBear Bear: THAT'S NOT A REAL PERSON

[4:58:22 PM] Truly solax: dude

[4:58:26 PM] PlataBear Bear: IT'S DEAK IN DISGUSE

[4:58:27 PM] Truly solax: im not deaking

[4:58:30 PM] PlataBear Bear: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[4:58:31 PM] Truly solax: its just nrotc

[4:58:35 PM] PlataBear Bear: FLEE THE CHAT

[4:58:39 PM] Truly solax: ;c

[4:58:45 PM] Truly solax: y u no proud

[4:59:05 PM] PlataBear Bear: NEXT THING WE KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE SENDING US RANDOM RUSSIAN LINKS CONTAINING VIRUSES

[4:59:11 PM] PlataBear Bear: I keed

[4:59:13 PM] PlataBear Bear: lel

[4:59:29 PM] Internet: PLATABEAR OF THE FUTURE

[4:59:33 PM] PlataBear Bear: WHAT

[4:59:44 PM] Internet: PLATABEAR THE TIME TRAVELER

[4:59:54 PM] Internet: PWR IS CLEARLY DEAK

[5:00:00 PM] Internet: FROM THE PAST

[5:00:00 PM] PlataBear Bear: YES HE IS

[5:00:38 PM] PlataBear Bear: HOW MANY FAKE BLACK GIRLFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT'VE BEEN RAPED IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO DO ANYTHING

[5:00:52 PM] PlataBear Bear: AND YOU WERE SITTING THERE CRYING ABOUT A MT. DEW

[5:00:58 PM] PlataBear Bear: ?????

[5:01:00 PM] Internet: DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE SHARE BOOZE WITH CATS?

[5:01:09 PM] Truly solax: im scared now

[5:01:11 PM] PlataBear Bear: AND MARAJUWANA

[5:01:22 PM] PlataBear Bear: LOTS OF THE MARAJEWANNA

[5:01:39 PM] Internet: ALL OF THE MERRYJEWANNA

[5:01:46 PM] PlataBear Bear: YES

[5:01:50 PM] Truly solax: dude

[5:01:52 PM] PlataBear Bear: YOU'RE LIKE TRIPSTONE

[5:01:53 PM] PlataBear Bear: BUT

[5:01:58 PM] PlataBear Bear: NOT TRIPSTONE

[5:02:01 PM] Truly solax: im not actually enlisted :c

[5:02:05 PM] Truly solax: just a cadet

[5:02:09 PM] Truly solax: chill

[5:02:14 PM | Edited 5:02:17 PM] PlataBear Bear: IT'S DEAK

[5:02:27 PM] PlataBear Bear: DEAK IS BAK

[5:02:31 PM] PlataBear Bear: FLEEEEEEEEEEEEE