Wait... Why do you have this information? you sure you're not going to do the anal harm?


Can we have a Q and A with Ele?
He can give us a set amount of questions me and kookoo can ask.

1.How many spiders have you seen?
2.How many spiders have you been bitten by?
3.What was the biggest spider you've seen?
4.What was the biggest spider you've been bitten by?
5.How many people do you know use the stereotypical Aussie slang and why don't you use the stereotypical Aussie slang much?

That's my five done, I'll leave the other five to Kookoo unless he donates them to me.

His quotes are so good.
He was an intellectual, anti-social, human hating guy which makes up 60% of the internet (apart from the intellectual part me and Nikky over here have so much in common). I shit you not I would marry the fuck out of Nikola Tesla, he seems like he would've made quite a nice conversation.

So did Vincent Van Gogh however Vincent was called crazy, terrible and was fully casted out, for fuck sake it drove him to the point of insanity where he cut his own ear/part of it off.
At least some people stood behind Nikola's ideas

Still though, without Nikola we would have been so far behind with making the internet that it makes me sad
I never found this out until I was proving a point to my brother to show how much Nikola helped us despite hating 'us'

Why is Australia?
How big is your dick?
Are you married? If so, is it a spider?
Have you been reincarnated into a spider?
Are you a spider?
What is your IQ?
How old were you when your mother left you to fend for yourself?
Are you gay?
Is Proto gay?
Where is the nearest shop that is NOT run by spiders in Australia?
Why are there spiders in Australia?
Have you had sex with a spider?
Did a spider take your virginity yet?
Where is the area where spiders are not located in Australia?
Are you vegan?
Are the plants in Australia harmless?
Do you own a gun?
Are spiders cute?
Is there a supreme spider lord that controls all of the spiders and commands them to rule the human race?
Are you friends with people in New Zealand?
Do you like Proto?
Do kangaroos visit the gym?
Why are colors banned in Australia?
Why do people live in Australia?
Why do people live in Wisconsin?
Why is Proto a hermaphrodite?
Do you have friends?
What is Australia?

What do Aussies do when they find love? They "mate". heh

Okay, Ele.

You have 48 Hours to comply with this interview, K-thx xxx <3

24 hours Ele.
Hurry yo ass up


moar questions
1.Is it true that Australia has states or were you guys fucking with us when you told us this?
2.did you vote acid4lyf?
3.(Answer if you said yes to previous question) Are you willing to get shot?
4.Do you have life insurance (just checking in case of emergency, say someone shot you for voting for acid4lyf. Just an example of course)

Where do you go to buy candy?
Is Australia real?
Where is the nearest potato farm?
Where can I buy a vibrator?
When is the next Christmas?
Are you Jewish?
Do you smell like prostitutes?
Are you a prostitute?
Are you a payphone?
When does the next Lollipop Festival come?
Where is dildo?
What smells nice?
How many times has Gordon Ramsey said "fuck"?
Why does Proto have a vibrator?
Why does Proto live in England?
Are you a Nazi?
Do you salute to Hitler?
Where do you find Waldo?
When is Australia?
Can you do a double backflip?
Can you do a barrel roll?
Why is there a floating anti-christ above my head?
Did you clog the toilet?
Did you make sure to take out the trash?
Why are you gay?
Did you know that my Group's Raid Leader's name is Ele?
Do you believe in Santa? If so, he isn't real.
Are you a weeaboo?
Do you speak multiple languages?
Are you 1337?
Can you smell?
Are you human?
Why does my poop look green?
Why does my time machine float?
Why is Nitrogen even a thing?
Where is the potato?
Do you grow potatoes?
Are you a farmer?
Are you a framer?
Do you search closets?
Is your dick the size of a human?
Why is there a shark?
When do sharks wake up?
Are you left shark?
Do you like American Football?
Are you British?
Are you American?
Are you a cunt?
Have you been raped recently?
What is your dog's middle name?
Are you a cat person?
Where can you find a gas station in Australia?
Is everything overrun my alligators and spiders in Australia?
Where is Australia located?
Is Australia middle earth?
Can you dislocate your jaw and relocate it back?
Are you afraid of the number 13?
Do you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
What school did you go to?
What was your goldfish's name?
Are potatoes green?
Why am I dying?
Am I human?
What is a question?
Could you please call an ambulance?
Why is everything bloody and red?
Why do I see question marks everywhere?
Why are there staticky things around me?
Why am I hearing voices in my head?
Am I dead yet?
Where is the nearest grave?
What is heaven?
Are you a Christian?
Are you Hitler?
Are you God?
Are you a god?
Do you see yourself as a god?
Where are you currently?
What is your favorite color?
Do you enjoy playing with your favorite Barbie Dolls?

Absolutely, ma man. I trust this is for some reputable publication?

We're a collection of less than 10 states and territories. The Western half of the country wants to secede from us, kind of like the American South.

Fk yeah.

No. I want to live forever. That means I just need to live until the technological singularity (2050) and then reap all of the medical and digital benefits.

I don't have any insurance. Insurance only exists because people are fearful. You don't want to send out fearful, negative vibes to the universe. Have you heard of The Secret?

Panda, you light up my world like nobody else <3

did you just fucking quote One direction - What makes you beautiful?

That's almost as bad as the time I broke up with one of my exes with a movie quote (FYI the quote was from Annie Hall, I never saw the movie. I just needed a quick witty line to break up and one of their quotes popped up and I liked it)