Tis 15 before christmas and all I have in mind
Is my new girl Jordyn, back off bitch she's mine
Only a week in, she dominates me on the couch
Admits my dick is bigger than her ex's, ouch
Can't see her all the time thanks to those school reports
When I was 12 I stuck forks in xbox 360 ports
Jordyn said my present is a lamp dance in booty shorts
But all I want for Christmas is, (you guessed it), esports!
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