My best idea is still secret.You can get to hear after 5 more posts

Yeah because its gonna be the story of how i became the simp king

ffs guys lol

Uhh I was invite to a group chat full of girls then got kicked out after they saw my face,but its ok I still jerked off

Nono this is nothing compared to what happened back then

Once upon a time a I slipped in the yard and during the fall my face fell into a pair of big breasts.The girl wanted to know what am i doing.I just casually said that I fell down and ended up in the valley! She screamed and said I was a pervert but I still felt comfortable on his breasts,then accidentally fucked her.After that I got famous and every girl refuses me for unknown reasons.

That girl was my first one and that teeth was my last one :C

Sora that seems to be a story made up by a virgin otaku

Maybe because it was made up by one xd

this seenior guy is the biggest simp, pls kick him from the clan..