Football: You run around like a mad man trying to kick a small round object.
Tennis: OH LOOK AT ME I DRESS NICE AND DRINK TEA AND LOOK JUST FABULOUS WHEN SWINGING THIS SPLENDID THING!
Basket: Oh the girls sure will love me when they see my armpits and muscles and all I wear is a tank top. Oh is that man over there passing the ball to me? Oh damn oh damn.
You run around looking like an idiot just like football. But slightly less stupider.
Aaaaand this list can go on.
Jalis: Freelancer, you're a duck | Sachi: Freelancer, you're a duck | Reanimator: Freelancer, you're a duck
satiknee: Freelancer, you're a duck | Wiggi: Freelancer, you're a duck | Tarlan: Freelancer, you're a duck
"oh, look at him, he spends hours drawing some useless stuff! oh, he looks so cool in his great chair when he post his works around the forums and everyone will respect him for his enormous talent to drive a pen on the tablet"