Toribash
Shaw-Dank wants entry.
Eeeeyy, you cool cats, you. I'm sure a lot of you have seen me in-game, perhaps you have mixed opinions on me, as I'm sure is the norm for most folks. But anyway, down to business. I'm here to apply for the [eVo]!

plz giv evo, i iz gud i lik weed, i iz frends wif u all, ur ppl skild!!!1!

... is what I would say, if I were 12. However, I am not 12. So..

I dunno where to begin, so I shall just start here, name's James I'm from Australia [GMT +10]. In the area of the Sydney. Needless to say, I'm a 10th dan Black Belt, with a join date in the time of January 09.

<--- Proof over there

I'm quite the avid Taekkyon and Kickboxing player, they are I believe the mods I show most promise in. I am also a decent level player in Wushu and Aikido. So I'd say I'm pretty flexible haha. I'm good friends with the one they call Moop, and consider myself in the good books of the one known as Tripstone, if that might help at all. (Moop 'invited' me to join [eVo])

And just incase this is required, my previous clans were [Yes], [Element], [Rvng] and [Obey].

P.s I'm drank as fuck and still pooped out some coherence, does this not make me qualified to [Evo]? I dare say it does!
[SIGPIC]http://i.imgur.com/thWfXwy.png[/SIGPIC]
Wanna see some ruffled feathers in Taekkyon


<Icky> Damn my mouth is on fire but my loins stir like the straits
Hello, I'm waiting for some feedback from Moop and also Tripstone on you... Since you listed them as reference.

Originally Posted by ShawShank View Post
P.s I'm drank as fuck and still pooped out some coherence, does this not make me qualified to [Evo]? I dare say it does!

No, it doesn't.
Smoking weed, drinking, or any other related stuff doesn't matter at all.
This stereotype that says eVo clan is made of stoners and drunk players really bothers me to be honest.
If you think this helps you joining our clan, you are wrong.

Said that, you are welcome to post in pre-evo thread and interact with members and other applicants. Also find members in-game to show what you got.
gg shawshank

Hello i'm d3noth and Eddy said I could do this if I wanted so I guess i'll make a formal application

Join date is Jan 2014, I am a 6th dan Black Belt (6082) qi

I want to join this clan because this clan has some great players. It seems like a great clan to be in because of the amount of time it's been around and also some generally looked up to people in the clan

If you guys want to play dota or something to hangout a bit, add me, my steam id is Dogg
Also my Skype is william.grant18 if you wanna chat or something

Some of my best mods are rk, boxshu and abd. I'll chuck a few replays in below if there is anything else you want to know PM me otherwise I'll just post on your Pre- Evo thread.
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Last edited by desu; Dec 15, 2014 at 11:38 AM.
Originally Posted by d3noth View Post
I want to join this clan because I want to help make Evo active again

What makes us inactive exactly?
Last edited by Miner; Dec 15, 2014 at 12:22 PM.
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." ~Charles Darwin
Originally Posted by Eddy View Post
No, it doesn't.
Smoking weed, drinking, or any other related stuff doesn't matter at all.
This stereotype that says eVo clan is made of stoners and drunk players really bothers me to be honest.
If you think this helps you joining our clan, you are wrong.

That wasn't meant to be taken as a serious reason for consideration. Twas sarcastic, which I suppose is hard to convey through text :/.
[SIGPIC]http://i.imgur.com/thWfXwy.png[/SIGPIC]
Wanna see some ruffled feathers in Taekkyon


<Icky> Damn my mouth is on fire but my loins stir like the straits
Originally Posted by Miner View Post
What makes us inactive exactly?

Okay, I want to help make it more active than it currently is, not saying that you guys are inactive
Originally Posted by Miner View Post
Originally Posted by d3noth View Post
I want to join this clan because I want to help make Evo active again

What makes us inactive exactly?

Originally Posted by d3noth View Post
Okay, I want to help make it more active than it currently is, not saying that you guys are inactive

I'm sorry, what?
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." ~Charles Darwin
Neart, please stop.
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." ~Charles Darwin
Originally Posted by Neart View Post
Hi, I Neart, good play mod parkour and Spar, I am 13 years old, I'm from Russia, I played with Mocucha and you can ask him how I play, I try to write correctly, but I do not speak very well English, I have second account - hoacyh, I have given it the third

I don't know who you are...

My Youtube channel : Mocucha Toribash

Originally Posted by Eddy View Post
Hello, I'm waiting for some feedback from Moop and also Tripstone on you... Since you listed them as reference.

Shawshank is great and our clan would be a lonely abyss of lost opportunities if we didn't let him in.

But seriously, I love Shawshank and think he'd make a great addition
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


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