Yeah, me to homes. I have only tried once though because I have been busy...honestly if I can make it passed the first level, I will be satisfied.

Those dicks are easy, you need to keep back and slightly above them if you're planning on shooting. If you want to dodge then just nip under them - handy on the 1st cock tanks part.

TBH the goatse-cocks on the 1st level are the hardest part, they take a lot of blasting and when there's a few on screen it gets a bit bullet-hellish.

The 1st level's got a great points whore part though. Blast the 3rd boss until it starts spraying shit at you then keep right back & blast the shit to boost scores, using your dogbreath you can get over 100k just from the shit.

No need, someone already did

Lol, just noticed that game, i'll try. I'm good at games like that. (but still dont saying i gotta beat you guys up, bcuz it looks hard)

Mhm, kinda like the 2nd (giant robo-cock). That's probably the easiest boss in the game, you just need stay at bellend height & dodge back & forth.

On the 3rd I go for whoring the points rather than the easy kill, scores could go through the roof if you use dogbreath on the shit without hitting him too much. No point in wasting missiles on it.

So far the hardest boss IMO is the 1st on level 2 (giant ballsack that shoots cocks), there's no real safe place that results in a quick kill. You can hang above or below it taking the occasional shot, but if you're not quick at getting out the way you'll end up dead.

Always end up lolling myself to death when the badger appears though. XD


Aye, proper hardcore shooter... 'Cept with cocks!

It's a lot more sedate than his other games, Bullet Candy is mental and Scoregasm's going to be beyond a joke.

I'm tempted to tell Zaa to join in just to see if his epic shmup skills get #1 on the board. ^_^

I give up
Its really hard.

Yesterday that would've got you on the scoreboard, but we've kinda clogged it up with our lill compo! XD

@ Eduardo - don't give up, it's like all shmups. Learn the mechanics, make it your bitch.

I do recommend either using an arcade stick (if you've got one) or a Xbox controller (the game was made with that layout).

Some Logitechs have the right layout some don't. I've got a saitek that works but the sticks are horrific for twitch gaming. So long as button 3 is next to or over #1 it's ok. Seems odd to set the bombs to button 2.

We should totally take over the score board. XD May as well since we've got half of it already.

Same here bro.

Hmmm... I might do something involving OLDA achievements...