Your Objective
You may make any kind of replay you wish. HOWEVER, you must dismember yourself twice in the first 75 frames. You don't need to use them, but you will be graded on the use and severity of your "disability"

Rules
You must break two of your joints in the first 75 frames.
Replays must be between 500-1000 frames long
You must dismember uke at least once
You may only submit 1 replay, which can be replaced before the deadline.
No mods besides default or sambo
No changing of game rules except gravity, tf, mf, self damage, and ed
You may only move your tori
Must be a new replay
No stealing, hacking, etc.

Judging
Judging will be based primarily on style. Your judges will be:

Larfen
Dexter

Prizes
1st place: 15,000 TC
2nd place: 10,000 TC
3rd place: 5,000 TC

Deadline
All replays will be due in 1 week, or Thursday morning, 0:00 GMT

If you do not understand anything, please post saying so. Good luck!