Originally Posted by Fish

Okay here's the rest. Including the bit where I was revived.

aSmallChild

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[21:18:06] * aSmallChild (webchat@1337-F4E50058.dsl.telstraclear.net) has joined #outside
[21:19:18] <aSmallChild> okay
[21:19:49] <aSmallChild> I am officially Fish's younger brother
[21:20:09] <aSmallChild> about to rage at kooky because he made my brother commit suicide
[21:20:25] <&ryan> rofl
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[21:23:03] <@BenDover> KooK: what did you do?
[21:23:10] <KooK> what?
[21:23:13] <KooK> nothing
[21:23:52] <&ryan> you made fish commit suicide
[21:23:59] <&ryan> asmallchild told us all about it
[21:24:03] <&ryan> bastard
[21:24:24] <@BenDover> ^
[21:24:26] <KooK> asmallchild is fish brother you believed that?
[21:24:31] <@BenDover> stupid
[21:24:32] <@BenDover> we know it
[21:24:41] <KooK> and you believe him?
[21:24:48] <KooK> couldn't he be lieing?
[21:24:54] <@BenDover> we knew him better than you
[21:25:08] <&ryan> i talked to fish every day and he was like a bro to me
[21:25:15] <&ryan> and now hes gone
[21:25:16] <KooK> never knew a computer could make one suicide
[21:25:18] <&ryan> thanks a lot
[21:25:21] <@BenDover> it would be a lie if aSmallChild was a new account
[21:25:30] <KooK> without even meeting them...
[21:25:56] <@BenDover> stupid
[21:26:18] <KooK> okay if i'm sorry nothing happenes...
[21:27:08] <&ryan> nothing can be done now
[21:27:38] <&ryan> Uric: this prick of a KooK made fish suicide
[21:28:01] <KooK> my fault he suicided?
[21:28:07] <KooK> why did he suiside?
[21:28:26] <&Uric> Fish is always with us... In our hearts
[21:28:28] <KooK> i have proof, i didn't make him
[21:28:46] <KooK> http://forums.toribash.com/showthrea...53#post4206653
[21:29:32] <KooK> what the hell did i do?!!!
[21:29:44] <KooK> read their. it's the admins fault
[21:30:48] <&ryan> it's your fault for being a ass
[21:31:12] <KooK> for doing ?
[21:31:17] <KooK> 100% LIE
[21:31:25] <&ryan> no its true
[21:31:28] <&ryan> your a ass
[21:31:28] <KooK> fish is dead and his brother is sitting
[21:31:31] <KooK> Last Activity: 1 Minute Ago
[21:31:32] <KooK> Current Activity: Viewing Forum Off-Topic
[21:31:36] <KooK> playing toribash?
[21:31:53] <@BenDover> he is idling on the forum?
[21:31:58] <@BenDover> since when is that a sin?
[21:32:04] <@BenDover> i leave my browser open all day
[21:32:17] <KooK> oh didn't know thaat
[21:32:30] <&ryan> maybe he's depressed and trying to avoid killing himself too
[21:32:39] <&ryan> heartless bastard
[21:32:58] <@BenDover> stupid
[21:33:02] <KooK> okay guys i think all of you are trolling me or something.
[21:33:24] <@BenDover> fuck this, im gna help
[21:33:25] <&ryan> how could all of us organise to troll you?
[21:33:28] <&ryan> fish is dead

The revival

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[21:33:31] <@BenDover> aSmallChild: cpr or something dude
[21:33:36] <@BenDover> it hasnt been long enough yet
[21:33:51] <@BenDover> brain can come back after 15 mintues of being dead if youre lucky
[21:33:52] <aSmallChild> shit really?
[21:33:56] <@BenDover> try something atleast bro!
[21:33:59] <@BenDover> fuck sakes
[21:33:59] <aSmallChild> how
[21:34:04] <aSmallChild> WHAT DO I DO
[21:34:10] <@BenDover> second
[21:34:11] <KooK> mouth to mouth resperation not joking!
[21:34:12] <@BenDover> will explain
[21:34:24] <KooK> pump his heart 15 times
[21:34:26] <@BenDover> open his mouth and blow into his lungs
[21:34:28] <KooK> then breath into him
[21:34:33] <@BenDover> no!
[21:34:36] <@BenDover> breath first
[21:34:38] <@BenDover> then pump
[21:34:49] <KooK> oh try sprincke ing some water
[21:34:52] <@BenDover> both fists together, over his heart
[21:34:53] <@BenDover> DO IT
[21:34:57] <KooK> NOW
[21:34:58] <aSmallChild> OK
[21:35:10] <KooK> where are ur parents?
[21:35:19] <KooK> and why are you on IRC? when your brother's dead?
[21:35:29] <@BenDover> shut up kooky, he'd have blown up his heart if he listened to you
[21:35:37] <@BenDover> he's scared, and looking for help
[21:35:38] <@BenDover> fucktard
[21:36:10] <KooK> okay i get it im a bastard fucktard and etc...
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[21:36:53] <KooK> aSmallChild is it working anything?
[21:37:15] <KooK> try to put in some water on his eyes, or make him sit up straight first
[21:37:16] <aSmallChild> WHAT SIDE
[21:37:19] <aSmallChild> IS HIS FUCKING HEART ON!
[21:37:26] <KooK> left!!
[21:37:29] <KooK> hurry!
[21:37:54] <&ryan> aSmallChild: kooky is lying he just wants the account
[21:37:57] <&ryan> it's on the right
[21:38:02] <KooK> FOR GODS SAKE GET AN AMBULANCE CALL 911!
[21:38:19] <KooK> ryan, it's on the left.
[21:38:21] <KooK> not right
[21:38:29] <&ryan> it's on the right, stop lying
[21:38:36] <&ryan> i can feel it on my right
[21:38:54] <KooK> Oh sorry it is seriously i didn't know that i am feeling my heart right now it's on the left
[21:39:11] <KooK> it's true some people have it on right and some on left
[21:39:16] <aSmallChild> OH SHIT I FORGOT HE WAS RIGHT HANDED
[21:39:18] <KooK> if you don't believe me google it
[21:39:27] <KooK> DO BOTH SIDES!!
[21:39:29] <aSmallChild> HE GROANED!
[21:39:36] <KooK> REALLY?!
[21:39:38] <@BenDover> call your parents bro
[21:39:52] <KooK> Call you parents what are you doing on your own
[21:40:26] <&ryan> aSmallChild: that's right right handed people have hearts on the right
[21:40:39] <&ryan> left handed people have hearts on the left
[21:40:54] <KooK> i'm left legged makes any diff?
[21:41:28] <&ryan> don't try to troll faggot this is serious
[21:41:45] <KooK> GET AN AMBULANCE AND PUT IN SOME OXYGEN ALREADY, HIS BODY SUFFERED CELL LOSS, OXYGEN IS IMPORTANT
[21:42:38] <KooK> then call 911
[21:43:08] <&Uric|HW> 111 over here
[21:43:09] <KooK> Uric this is serious only now do i really believe fish is dead
[21:43:12] <&Uric|HW> You idiot.
[21:43:32] <KooK> i seruously thought they were trolling.. oh 111? i though he was in america sorry
[21:43:32] <&Uric> I'll motorboat round ot his place, and check him out.
[21:44:19] <aSmallChild> HE'S BREATHING!!!
[21:44:35] <KooK> REALLY? NOW GET AN AMBULANCE 111
[21:46:22] <KooK> aSmallChild can he speak yet,
[21:46:33] <KooK> if so ask him what problem he's facing
[21:46:45] <KooK> so you can provide the ocrrect stuff
[21:47:44] <aSmallChild> do you have any idea how swollen his throat is
[21:48:03] <aSmallChild> he'll be lucky if he can remember his own fucking name
[21:48:10] <KooK> hmm no, if it is.. then, 'm running out of ideas ryan bendover get over here
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[21:49:05] <@BenDover> then you call the ambulance and say that
[21:49:14] <aSmallChild> okay
[21:49:37] <KooK> That's what i've been saying, make sure you also call your parents after that...
[21:50:10] <@BenDover> no, you keep rushing and telling him the wrong shit
[21:54:22] * Fish (Fish@1337-F4E50058.dsl.telstraclear.net) has joined #outside
[21:54:26] <Fish> k
[21:54:29] <Fish> I'm back
[23:54:38] <ryan> thank god
[23:54:41] <ryan> can you talk?
[23:54:47] <Fish> anyone miss me?
[23:55:00] * KooK has quit (Ping timeout)
[23:55:04] <Fish> dammit
[23:55:08] <ryan> kooky was trying to kill you
[23:55:11] <ryan> oh dammit

Query the next day

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[17:36:36] <KooK> Fish: sorry you don't know how ashamed i have been since yesterday
[17:36:46] <KooK> i'm extremely sorry for making you suicide
[17:36:59] <Fish> that's okay
[17:37:02] <Fish> I forgive you
[17:37:14] <KooK> was it true you suicided?
[17:37:21] <KooK> aSmallChild was your bro?
[17:37:30] <Fish> I don't remember much about what happened
[17:38:35] <KooK> hmm okay sorry again. it would be a foolish move to ask about the usertitle now..
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Latest query from today

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[23:53:52] <Paradox> i need help!
[23:54:44] <Paradox> how do you set up ur whois?
[23:55:02] <Paradox> how do you set up ur whois?
[23:55:13] <Fish> what do you mean
[23:55:34] <Paradox> like you set yours to ARARARAR
[23:56:30] <Fish> ask someone who uses chatzilla
[23:56:42] <Paradox> solax?
[23:57:43] <Paradox> Fish can you keep a secret?
[23:58:01] <Fish> only publicly
[23:58:16] <Paradox> oh just can you keep a ecret to YOURSELF ONLY.
[23:58:31] <Fish> ohoo that's a bit different
[23:58:34] <Fish> depends who you are
[23:58:40] <Paradox> me KooK
[23:58:53] <Paradox> NOW PLEASE DON'T SPREAD IT OUT!
[23:58:58] <Fish> yeah what ever you tell me is pretty much shown to everyone
[23:59:09] <Paradox> ERM WHY?
[00:00:00] <Paradox> Fish: why?
[00:00:12] <Fish> [23:59:45] <Fish> ok someone tell me why I show this to you guys
[00:00:12] <Fish> [23:59:58] <ryan> because we are all you
[00:00:45] <Paradox> oooo kay, btw fish: i can help you do your smod job
[00:00:58] <Paradox> But i want something in return
[00:01:01] <Paradox> small thing
[00:01:17] <Paradox> Fish: please will you do what i asked yesterday
[00:01:22] <Paradox> please Fish?
[00:01:49] <Fish> urgh
[00:01:55] <Fish> you're making me want to kill myself again
[00:02:05] <Paradox> oh okay okay okay!!
[00:02:08] <Paradox> sorry
[00:02:13] <Paradox> just was helping not trying to kill you!
[00:02:29] <Paradox> why do you want to kill yourself if you re a smod it's pretty cool
[00:10:04] <Paradox> Fish: tell me who do you keep killing your self as in smod?
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