Toribash
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[Event] Write me a story :^)
So, the rules are simple.
-Write the best story
-Follow the guidelines
-?
-Profit

The winnings will be everything in my inventory and a specialized drawing that I will make for you, the winner, yeah.

The guidelines are
-It must be a story about me
-Random
-Include Internet :^)

Date due = 48 hours from this post.

The judging will be made by me.
Opinion based, and if you followed the rules (they're quite easy).


Thanks burs!

p.s - if you get infracted for your story i will draw a picture for you, no im not condoning bad behaviour but it would still be sweg.


EDIT: YOU CAN POST MORE THAN ONE STORY, I GUESS.
Last edited by hobo; Jul 12, 2013 at 04:47 AM.
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again
not a single poem among these? bullshit, I shall now tell the tale of messiah hobo and his rise to w/e is his position now


the legendary story of hobo in verse form

oh yeah
Hobo is the male
Internet is the female
;o
Internet led a privileged life while being groomed to lead her family's famed
cava empire. When an unexpected twist of events leads to a merging of her company with a competing cava estate, Internet is forced to work alongside Hobo, a man who has no qualms with taking control over her and her business. As the two clash, they begin to notice an undeniable spark of passion that can either be denied or embraced. But will their love be enough to overcome an insidious plot to destroy their new empire from the inside out?

*Years Later*

As Hobo watched Internet play in the surf, he was surprised at the depth of feelings he had for her. As if sensing his thoughts, Internet beckoned him to join her.

"You'd better be careful. The waves can be pretty strong," Hobo warned, stepping into the water to join her.

"Don't worry. The water is perfect," Internet replied, unaware of how her wet clothes clung to her body. Just then, a wave broke against her, pushing her straight into Hobo arms. Exactly where she needed to be.
eh
awsum works so far
judging is in about 20hours or so
idfk for sure
counting sucks

but yeah ok bi maek more stories luv u<3
and if i dont judge them on time its cause my computer is being gay again and not letting me on the forums at all
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again
Hobo as a male
Internet as a Female
Final Part, too lazy to make much, hope you like it

As children, Internet and Hobo were inseparable despite their family rivalry, and their friendship soon blossomed into a young love that seemed destined to bring their families together. That was until a misunderstanding grew into mistrust that tore them apart. Reunited a decade later, both Internet and Hobo run their families' cava estates. As a rival estate begins to sabotage their businesses, they realize they must put aside their past to save their future, their company and their love for each other!

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*In the beach*
As Hobo watched Internet play in the surf, he was surprised at the depth of feelings he had for her. As if sensing his thoughts, Internet beckoned him to join her.

"You'd better be careful. The waves can be pretty strong," Hobo warned, stepping into the water to join her.

"Don't worry. The water is perfect," Internet replied, unaware of how her wet clothes clung to her body. Just then, a wave broke against her, pushing her straight into Hobo arms. Exactly where she needed to be.
eh
This is a story about a hobo and the Internet warrior.

Hobo was alone at home one evening playing Toribash. His good friend, internet, had come over to play with Hobo.

Hobo: hey Internet, what's up?
Internet: nothing much downloading some ram, but nothing more.
Hobo: wanna play toribash with me?
Internet: Sure!!!

So hobo and Internet start up toribash but a strange light comes out of the game.

Hobo: what is this?!?!
Internet: I don't know.

Suddenly the two friends are taken into the game. They are flying through a vortex of data and strange numbers. They suddenly stop and seem to be wearing loose clothes. Hobo has a pitch black belt on with a hat and scarf, while Internet has a grey belt and a top hat with an eyepiece.

Hobo: what the heck happened to us?
Internet: I think toribash abducted us...
: who goes there?
Hobo: our names are hobo and Internet, who are you good sir?
: fight me and ill tell you.

An amazing fight goes on between the unknown fighter and hobo. Hobo gets the advantage and withs with a DQ.

Uke: my name is Uke. I have come to take you two too meet our god, Hampa. Follow me.

The group walk along a twisted path, fighting their way through. Internet seems exceptionally good. The group then meets a pure white warrior with a robotic head.

Kindlebob: hello, my name is Kindlebob, guardian of the god Hampa. Please state your business.
Hobo: we wish to fight the god.
Kindlebob: I must test to see if you are worthy.

Kindlebob takes a fighting stance and charges at Internet. Hobo punches kindle away. Kindle quickly grabs hobos hand and throws him at Uke and Internet.

Kindlebob: enough you two seem worthy, follow me.

The group the walks to a house and meet someone with an elite colored belt.

Hampa: kindle, why have you brought these two fighters too me.
Kindlebob: They with to fight you, sir.
Hobo: ill go first.

The two fight but Hampa rips hobo to shreds. Internet cries.

Internet: you are going to pay a thousand times over.

Hampa takes a defensive stance while Internet throws a heavy punch. Hampas arm flies off. Hampa kicks Internet in the legs, and they both fly off.

Hampa: you fought well, now I shall bring your friend back too life.

Hobo gets reformed and Hampa gives them each a pure white belt.

Hampa: you are both master belts, use your knowledge wisely and i shall fight you again, now return to your world.

Hobo and Internet return to the real world and live happily ever after.
ok so volare wins the world
well dun 2voleypollyfgt
he gits evryting

i will be drawing pictures for the following people bcus theyre cool
volare
thig
interfaeg
pusga
pal
jsnuff(lolitsgunasuck)
dropkick


thanks to all that participated
usuc goodnite
-----

volare


thig


interfeg


pusga


-----

pal


jsnuff


dropkick

Last edited by hobo; Jul 14, 2013 at 04:15 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again