If i say happy birthday to you now, will you say happy birthday to me when my birthday rolls around, am lonely :c

its a bit late but sure, and i mustn't leave you unolenlyn't.

happy belated bday

you're even older than before now

HAppy berfduy

Sorry for being late (again, is anyone suprised at this point)

But I don't have champagne

calm down people!
there is enough champain for everyone.
lotus: the vodka is in the fridge incase you felt cold.

...Are you even old enough to drink alcohol?

age is a term we made to promote supremacy, i don't believe in it and neither you should, i could be growing younger every year and no one will know.