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Dolce & Gabbana: Light Blue

You're not catching me saying "perfume" for men's cologne, lmao. That's not how we roll in America. A guy saying, "I'm wearing perfume" = awkward stares.

If you go to a store and ask for men's perfume, employees will respond with, "You mean cologne?"

Ahh...the delightful beauties of marketing and branding making a lasting impact on society. Talk about a successful campaign!
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Originally Posted by Capitalist View Post
Dolce & Gabbana: Light Blue

You're not catching me saying "perfume" for men's cologne, lmao. That's not how we roll in America. A guy saying, "I'm wearing perfume" = awkward stares.

If you go to a store and ask for men's perfume, employees will respond with, "You mean cologne?"

Ahh...the delightful beauties of marketing and branding making a lasting impact on society. Talk about a successful campaign!

idk man this is just weird to me i have womens perfume that i wear, i think a good smell is subjective it's whatever u enjoy
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Originally Posted by ancient View Post
idk man this is just weird to me i have womens perfume that i wear, i think a good smell is subjective it's whatever u enjoy

It's just different here in the US - one example of our culture, really.
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Originally Posted by Alejandro View Post
sounds insecure

Sounds like normal behavior here in the US. Calling 300+ million people "insecure" for their culture is asinine. If you want to say "I wear perfume" here as a guy and be seen as a pansy, be my guest. Do you have any recommendations from higher-end brands?
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I’m a guy from the U.S. and I prefer wearing perfume over cologne because I think the fragrance is just superior

Can almost guarantee the amount of people who actually give a shit about some cologne culture is nowhere near 300 million
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Originally Posted by piss View Post
I’m a guy from the U.S. and I prefer wearing perfume over cologne because I think the fragrance is just superior

Can almost guarantee the amount of people who actually give a shit about some cologne culture is nowhere near 300 million

Haha so the guy who makes random gibberish meme posts gets "serious" all of a sudden? How peculiar.


I can guarantee if you go in public as a guy saying "I'm wearing perfume," you'll get weird glances. You know damn well that's the reality here. Go ahead and do your own research about "cologne vs. perfume in the U.S." I think you'll learn something real interesting
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does anyone know of a perfume or a cologne that smells like freshly mown grass? ill wear that shit any fucken day
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oh so now when u guys want to contribute something useful to the thread u guys stop yapping u fucken drama queens
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surely u know the GYATTTTTT damn cologne im thinking of, Enclave.
Last edited by skizz; Nov 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Originally Posted by spaceghostpurrp View Post
does anyone know of a perfume or a cologne that smells like freshly mown grass? ill wear that shit any fucken day.

u already smell like that normally
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