Dodging responsibility's like :

How it feels when stepping on a lego. :

I wouldnt expect a regular household to have defibrillators. Unless were using irons until we get them

Wasting money for a vine maybe.

It's never a waste of money to own two of anything. I'm sure you can up productivity by dual wielding and powerstancing the irons.

Hail the 2 irons.