good sir this isn't a shitpost buffet (we only serve exquisite shitposts here), i am not interested in your sexual fetishes or the details of which penises you want to deepthroat



i also freelance as a windmill

Oh my god
you are amazing

draw an owl pls

Does he cool you enough?
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What's in ur caev shook?

Yes, in these warm days only shook can cool my nipples.

<3

as it happens i enjoy owls so



Owls probably don't look like that, but hey. :v


just regular things like a desk, a bed, and the eternal souls of my fallen enemies woven into a thick blanket so i can keep warm at night

That's one badass owl, mind if I use that as my background?
(it might not work but I wanna try)

Feel free to, as long as you give due credit if people ask. :v
If it's for this forum though, you might want a white or transparent background for it. Can't imagine that people would appreciate such a violent contrast in a background. :P

:o thanks shook, I'll give credit if I'm asked

EDIT: best background ever

Did you hug nuts with nuthug?
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That's how you got shook?

nah nuthug hugged my nuts with his nut hugs

that man gives AMAZING nut hugs you should try it at some point

coincidentally that is also how i became shook because he shook me all night long

and now, alligadurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr