I once started a nuclear holocaust in the chemistry lab during the 8th grade.
#YOLO

How many coupons were necessary to get this thing called "friendship"?


Are you still alive?

My left arm is a tentacle... And half of my face is gone.

Whaat is loveee ?

We are doing poems in English, and we had to review a few popular poems.
One of them, was called "The Black Finger".
My whole class found it hilarious. I'm pretty sure you can see why:

I have just seen a beautiful thing
Slim and still, Against a gold, gold sky,
A straight cypress,
Sensitive,
Exquisite.

A black finger Pointing upwards.
Why, beautiful, still finger are you black?
And why are you pointing upwards?

Woah now, he haven't even been on a date yet.

School is the worst thing in the world, and nothing will change my mind.

Flash cards... flash cards everywhere...

I don't like iPhones that much. You are only paying for the name brand product. Like Captian Crunch cereal or Vans shoes.

I was more excited with iPhone 4S' release.
I just loved that "Siri" system and want to have it someday.

But yeah. That "battery lasts longer" thing seems good.