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Until -ian- or myself think you are well off to be in the clan.

k, tested his patience. He has none, none to even check up. Denied... Applied for another clan/fewclans, I only checked for one, might have been more.

Welcome Smokie to Ultimate cuz rawr, I already welcomed him

Nick: Trick (but most of my friends on here call me Timee; it's my nick irl)

Age: 16

Belt: 2nd Dan Black Belt

Forum Activity: 8
I'm actually quite active on the forums. My post count doesn't really reflect that sentiment because (1) I'm fairly new, which explains why I predict that nobody in this clan knows me and (2) Most of my posts are concentrated in [Oblv] Oblivion's clan forum, which further explains why very few people outside of [Oblv] know of me. In spite of that, my forum activity streak is actually quite constant, and it does spike from time to time, especially when there are intelligent/philosophical/nerdy discussions about stuff like Star Wars, Communism and Other Modern Political Theories, and The Art of Pancakes.

Ingame activity: 3-5
School (or my sophomore year in university, to be exact) recently started (I live in the Philippines, where the school year stars in June and ends in March the following year), which kinda means that I won't be very active in-game. I was very active during the summer (April to May), and I'm quite sure that I'll be active again once the semestral break (November to January) starts.

Past Clans: I've only been in four clans throughout my time as a Toribash player. The first three were small unofficial clans, namely The Solar Empire/ToriBash AirForce, Toasty, and The Shield. To be honest, I joined those clans just for the sake of having a clan tag affixed to my name (I was still a bit immature back then; I've matured quite extensively after four months). After that, I've been in only one official clan, [Oblv] Oblivion, and I hold this clan very dear to my heart. I've been with my Oblivion bros through thick and thin, ever since Oblivion was a small and relatively unknown unofficial clan (it is still kinda relatively unknown up to now, but that's beside the point), up until now. In order to spare you the trouble of having to read a larger wall of text on this thread, I've conveniently attached a link to the thread that I had created on the Oblivion forum which stated my intention and reasons for leaving, as well as the reactions of my (former) clan mates.

http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=412521

Bad History: None. I are a good boy.

Why do you want to join: Your clan has it all. Popularity. Strong in-game representatives. A very capable leader (I'm a huge fan Beta; would it be alright if you autographed my sigmoid colon?). But more than all of that, you guys are what all clans dream of being. A family. Just like my Oblivion family. In order to cast out any doubts, I'll make it very clear. If I'm accepted into Ultimate, I'll be as loyal a clan member as Beta himself. My heart will forever be with Oblivion, but I can assure you that my loyalty to Ultimate, if I'm allowed to be a member, will not falter. More than that, I strongly feel that the members of Ultimate will be more than capable of honing me into a Toribash machine (I've always dreamed of being referred to as one).

To further nuance what I'm talking about, here's a link to the application that I posted on Oblivion's clan thread over two months ago, back when Oblivion was still an official clan. I hope it gives you necessary insight as to what kind of person I really am.

http://forum.toribash.com/showthread...400110&page=74

What can you offer Ultimate?: Since I'm not that good in-game and I don't have any SP skills whatsoever, I guess I can just be a very dedicated forum-based member, at the very least, or I can be the clan's resident lunatic, at the very most.

Honestly though, I'll try my best to adapt to your system, and I'll make sure that I'm useful to the clan and its interests.

Additional information: I'm a really nice dude both in the game and in real life. I'm 16 and I'm a sophomore in university this school year. My freshman year was a blast. I'm taking up Legal Management, which means that I'm on my way to becoming a lawyer. Most of my friends, and almost all of the people that know me, would characterize me as the "cool, lead guitar playing, varsity debating, hard drinking, womanizing, Volkswagen Beetle driving nerd/all-around smartass/geek/bro". I'm a member of our university's debating varsity and I play basketball in my spare time. I'm very amiable and I'm a REALLY HUGE FAN of intellectual discourse. I have a girlfriend named Cheska, and she's way nerdier (and hotter) than me. I also have an unexplained addiction to pancakes.

Replays (post as an attachment): I don't have any. If I did, I am quite certain that they would be immediately moved to the Hall of Shame, wherein they would be laughed at, vandalized, heckled, burned, and used as toilet paper.

Thank you for considering my app, and I hope all of you have a pleasant, pancake-filled day!

I would vote yes, but as I have never heard of you before in my life I am unsure what to do.

Am I allowed to post here after posting my app?

If I am, I'd like to say two things:

1.) Wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity to get to know me? I'm not imposing or negatively implying or stuff like that. Just sayin' is all.

2.) Pammy/Pamaaj (or Fancy as he's known now) told me that he used to be a member of Ultimate back when it was still invite-only, and he said that he loved his stay here. That, along with the reasons I've posted above in my app, pushed me to apply to be a member of your wonderful clan.

If I'm not allowed to post here after posting my app, then ... here's a cute drawing of a pancake (I didn't draw it though). Please take it as a token of my apology.

You got a namechange from Timee or something right?
I remember viewing this thread and your clan was posting pics of their girlfriends or something and your gf wouldn't allow you to post a pic of her, Cheska amirite?
Anyway, really neat app, a lot of thought (and time) put into it, must have taken you a hell of a long time to read through it and make sure their were no grammar mistakes..
I say yes, this guy is a good dude, doesn't have any bad history.. Loves pancakes.. Posted a pic of an edible cute pancake.. Nuff said, Yesyesyesyes.
Beta, you better accept him >:3

Yup. I used to go by the slightly more threatening "Timeenator", kinda like "Terminator" but with a little bit more "Timee".

True also. She's really shy, and yet really weird in a kinky sort of way. Either way, she makes me randy.

I was actually the one who started that thread, and, in an ironic twist of fate, I was the one who was left out in terms of the "post pictures of your girlfriends" agenda.

The thread was originally supposed to be about substantially attractive females, most notably Alison Brie (Pamaaj, Zanderhar, and myself dedicate our every waking moments to plotting her kidnapping; we plan to use her for our own nefarious purposes).

After that though, the thread (and its contents) just kinda devolved on its own. The posts ranged from pics of hot cosplayers to pics of girlfriends and even to a discussion about the joys of summertime masturbation. The members of Oblivion (myself included) are blissfully weird like that.


Aww shucks.

Thank you so much!

All I got out of this is that you.have work przero... I has work too... in 20 minutes though. Ill reveiw tue app when I gat home. I'm on the phone etc.

I've changed to a yes, you seem awesome bro.